I love Agatha like uh huh. I love her like an elephant needs nasty rhinoplasty and plastic rhino sex.

Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?

Bill Watterson

Reading a piece of poetry with no beat in front of 20 people is way more challenging than rocking for 10,000 people.

Macklemore

It has been an interesting road, but I wouldn't trade any of it for the world, because I feel like all of those instances in my life I felt molded me and strengthened me and made me who I am.

Drew Brees

Character is made by many acts; it may be lost by a single one.

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Let's not burden our remembrance with a heaviness that's gone.

William Shakespeare

There's no mystique to acting. It's only common sense - and a bit of courage.

Bill Hunter

I was so depressed that I decided to jump from the tenth floor. They sent up a priest. He said on your mark ......I was lost and asked a cop to help me find my parents do you think we'll find them, I don't know there's so many places to hideOn Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

Rodney Dangerfield

A few years ago, kids from poor areas in France were asked to draw items of food. For a chicken, they drew a drumstick. For a fish, they drew a fish stick. Those are extremes, but there is a lot that needs to be done to help children discover good food.

Joel Robuchon

Doubt can only be removed by action.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Girls we love for what they are; men for what they promise to be.

Johann von Goethe

There's much to be said for feeling numb. Time passes more quickly. You eat less, and because numbness encourages laziness, you do fewer things, good or bad, and the world's probably a better place for it.

Doug Coupland

When you rationalize, you do just that. You make rational lies.

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