Quote by Jarod Kintz

I love Agatha like uh huh. I love her like an elephant needs nasty rhinoplasty and plastic rhino sex.

I love Agatha like uh huh. I love her like an elephant needs

Summary

This quote is a humorous and exaggerated way of expressing intense affection or love for someone. The speaker compares their love for Agatha to something outlandish and absurd - the idea of an elephant needing rhinoplasty (plastic surgery for the nose) and engaging in sexual activities with a plastic rhino. The exaggeration emphasizes the depth and intensity of the speaker's feelings towards Agatha.

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By Jarod Kintz

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