Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

All I try to do is as earnestly and as acutely as I can, conceive a character and try to portray this character just honestly. If the humor is within the absurdity and the awfulness of situations, then let it be seen that way.

Patrick Warburton

The simplest of women are wonderful liars who can extricate themselves from the most difficult dilemmas with a skill bordering on genius.

Guy de Maupassant

Each age, it is found, must write its own books or rather, each generation for the next succeeding.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

I hate show business.

Joni Mitchell

It is no crime to be ignorant of economics, which is, after all, a specialized discipline and one that most people consider to be a 'dismal science.' But it is totally irresponsible to have a loud and vociferous opinion on economic subjects while remaining in this state of ignorance.

Murray Rothbard

Upon the Constitution, upon the pre-existing legal rights of the People, as understood in this country and in England, I have argued that this House is bound to revive the Petition under debate.

Caleb Cushing

Their banter was rich and comfortable, their teasing intimate and profound; their 'I love you' without the use of those startling words.

Sarah Winman

This is the most intimate relationship between literature and its readers: they treat the text as a part of themselves, as a possession.

Ryszard Kapuscinski

Great art is never produced for its own sake. It is too difficult to be worth the effort.

George Bernard Shaw

The science of life is changing hearts and minds.

Gary Bauer

Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.

Ambrose Bierce

We all know that sponges grow in the ocean but I wander how much deeper the ocean would be if that wasn't the case.

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