Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.

Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories -- those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

Russell Baker

There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. in the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.

Steven Wright

I am a big believer in the mirror test. All that matters is if you can look in the mirror and honestly tell the person you see there, that you've done your best.

John McKay

The love that moves the sun and the other stars.

Elizabeth Gilbert

A memory lasts forever. Never does it die. True friends stay together. And never say goodbye.

Anon.

The sentiments in Hawaii about Washington's failure of leadership are no different than the rest of the country.

Ed Case

We are a people that have always celebrated other people's success so long as we always had the opportunity to meet that success ourselves. That is the American nature. That is the American character. That is one of the things that makes us different from the rest of the world. And I'm afraid we could lose that or are on the verge of losing that.

Marco Rubio

You strike the match... why not be utterly changed to fire? To sacrifice the shadow and the mist of a brief life you never much liked?

Aaron Weiss

I think 'Make love, not war' might be the most profound statement that's ever been made.

Jorja Fox

Here is the tragedy: when you are the victim of depression, not only do you feel utterly helpless and abandoned by the world, you also know that very few people can understand, or even begin to believe, that life can be this painful. There is nothing I can think of that is quite as isolating as this.

Giles Andreae

If no one cares for you at all, do you even really exist?

Cassandra Clare

Never chain your dogs together with sausages. One must accustom one's self to be bored.

Lady Bloomfield