How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them.

I went to a garage sale. How much for the garage? It's notfor sale.

Steven Wright

Happiness will come from materialism, not from meaning.

Andrei Platonov

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

Kin Hubbard

It is vital that the United States maintains open lines of communication with our allies. We must assure them of our commitment to eradicating global terrorism wherever it may reside or wherever it's given haven.

George Allen

Victor invented me, in a way. He gave me a desk and a sponsor and a place to hang my hat, which was what I needed.

Christopher Hitchens

Conscience was the barmaid of the Victorian soul. Recognizing that human beings were fallible and that their failings, though regrettable, must be humored, conscience would permit, rather ungraciously perhaps, the indulgence of a number of carefully selected desires.

C. E. M. Joad

If you're trying to achieve, there will be roadblocks. I've had them everybody has had them. But obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.

Michael Jordan

Accident is the name of the greatest of all inventors.

Mark Twain

Means we use must be as pure as the ends we seek.

Martin Luther King Jr.

I don't think you should wait. I think you should speak now.

Taylor Swift

My mom has always said that if I get a big head, she'll take me out of this business as quickly as I got into it.

Chloe Moretz

A smile cures the wounding of a frown.

William Shakespeare