love is nothing but an overrated emotion that brings nothing but pain to those unfortunate enough to suffer from it.

If they don't give you a seat at the table, bring a folding chair.

Shirley Chisholm

At last now you can be what the old cannot recall and the young long for in dreams, yet still include them all.

Elizabeth Jennings

Here lies one from a distant star, but the soil is not alien to him, for in death he belongs to the universe.

Clifford D. Simak

If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly. If they tell you a guy works hard, he's got no skills.

Charles Barkley

Cynicism is tough. A cynic's point of view is really pitiful. I derive pleasure out of a lot of things in life. As long as I'm fairly healthy, it's hard to stay dismal for very long.

Shawn Colvin

After all it is those who have a deep and real inner life who are best able to deal with the irritating details of outer life.

Evelyn Underhill

Break ups aren't fair. Why does only one person have power? We both agreed to start dating. Why do you get to make the decision to end it? Shouldn't it be a joint decision too? Relationships aren't a democracy. Not everyone gets an equal vote.

Alyssa Rose Ivy

Bach opens a vista to the universe. After experiencing him, people feel there is meaning to life after all.

Helmut Walcha

Jazz can be so serious, no sense of humor.

Chad Smith

Gay marriage is going to happen. It must.

Lady Gaga

Certainties are arrived at only on foot.

Antonio Porchia

Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK?

Orson Scott Card