I would love to do something like Austin Powers to show off my comic timing.

The argument of the strongest is always the best.

Jean de La Fontaine

Then he was sorry for the great fish... How many people will he feed?.. But are they worthy to eat him? No, of course, not. There is no one worthy of eating him from the manner of his behavior and his great dignity.

Ernest Hemingway

During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running together. In fact Kerry and Edwards were so friendly, President Bush accused them of planning a gay marriage.

Conan O'Brien

This person has just arrived on this planet, knows nothing about it, has no standards by which to judge it. This person does not care what it becomes. It is eager to become absolutely anything it is supposed to be.

Kurt Vonnegut

It is evident that skepticism, while it makes no actual change in man, always makes him feel better.

Ambrose Bierce

I have a woman's instinct and it's always a good one.

Princess of Wales Diana

The only good thing to do with good advice is pass it on; it is never of any use to oneself.

Oscar Wilde

No, it's not a very good story - its author was too busy listening to other voices to listen as closely as he should have to the one coming from inside.

Stephen King

I have changed my mind, and changed the trimmings of my cap this morning; they are now such as you suggested.

Jane Austen

Dogs are my favorite people.

Richard Dean Anderson

You make your first album, you make some money, and you feel like you still have to show face, like 'I still go to the projects.' I'm like, why? Your job is to inspire people from your neighborhood to get out. You grew up there. What makes you think it's so cool?

Jay-Z

When all of this music sounds like you know what you want to say, then it will have been of all worth, ever. You will be something complete unto yourself, present and unique.

Jeff Buckley