I love spending time with my friends and family. The simplest things in life give me the most pleasure: cooking a good meal, enjoying my friends.

Nothing strengthens authority as much as silence.

Leonardo da Vinci

You know, they've got these chocolate assortments, and you like some but you don't like others? And you eat all the ones you like, and the only ones left are the ones you don't like as much? I always think about that when something painful comes up. Now I just have topolish these off, and everything'll be OK. Life is a box of chocolates. I suppose you could call it a philosophy.

Haruki Murakami

Perhaps it is of more value to infuriate philosophers than to go along with them.

Wallace Stevens

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

P. J. O'Rourke

Yet do I fear thy nature It is too full o' the milk of human kindness.

William Shakespeare

I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.

Steven Wright

A diplomatic peace is not yet the real peace. It is an essential step in the peace process leading towards a real peace.

Yitzhak Rabin

Israelis are a mix of North African, Levantine, and Eastern European, which inflames the politics but does amazing things for the women.

Kenneth Cain

My definition of success is control.

Kenneth Branagh

Too humble is half proud.

Yiddish Proverb

We're constantly buying airplane tickets we travel on the Concorde.

Eva Herzigova

Indy makes the race driver. You become famous when you come here.

Rodger Ward