Quote by David Sedaris

I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.

I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to thi

Summary

This quote reflects a humorous perspective on the use of animal products in everyday items. It highlights the absurdity of relying on animal materials for objects that can easily be obtained through non-threatening means. The intention is to point out the contrast between the necessity of certain tools and the drastic, exaggerated measures one might take if only animal materials were the available option. Overall, it serves as a humorous commentary on our relationship with animals and the notion of finding alternatives for everyday products.

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By David Sedaris

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