Quote by John Green

Lucky Charms are like the vampires of breakfast cereal. They're magical, they're delicious, they're a little bit dangerous and bad for you. They initially make you feel great, but then over time you realize that maybe your relationship with Lucky Charms is just a little bit unhealthy and you start to think, 'Maybe I don't want to be in a long-term relationship with a breakfast cereal that tastes delicious but damages my health.' But then the Lucky Charms gets all stalker on you and for some reason you kind of like that. It makes you feel special. So yeah, you spend your life with Lucky Charms. That's awesome. That's a great way to... get diabetes.

Lucky Charms are like the vampires of breakfast cereal. They

Summary

This quote humorously compares Lucky Charms, a popular cereal, to vampires. It highlights the tempting and addictive nature of the cereal, describing it as magical, delicious, and initially making you feel great. However, it emphasizes that over time, you may realize that this relationship with a cereal that tastes great but harms your health is unhealthy. Despite this awareness, the quote suggests the allure of Lucky Charms can be like a stalker, appealing to your desire to feel special and leading you to persist in consuming it, ultimately risking health issues like diabetes.

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