I made the record that my life had me make. Each one is like a diary.

The Lord gave us two ends -- one to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most.

Ann Landers

My size has helped make me an amazing performer too. The cliche of the Funny Fat Friend: I absolutely was that character - I am that character... It's a complicated bag of tools I acquired, and I've put them all to work onstage.

Beth Ditto

Uncertainty and mystery are energies of life. Don't let them scare you unduly, for they keep boredom at bay and spark creativity.

R. I. Fitzhenry

Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day.

Jennifer Aniston

Your powers are dead or dedicated. If they are dedicated, they are alive with God and tingle with surprising power. If they are saved up, taken care of for their own ends, they are dead.

Eli Stanley Jones

Acceptance without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western religion, Rejection without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western science

Gary Zukav

Get me a drink, or I'll tell you I love you. I'll wake you up in an hour or two, crooning, all sloppy and maudlin, tell you I love you really. You'd like that, right? Hearing Momma tell you she loves you? Isn't that what you want, deep inside?

Arthur M. Jolly

For truth is precious and divine, too rich a pearl for carnal swine.

Samuel Butler

Handle them carefully, for words have more power than atom bombs.

Pearl Strachan Hurd

Be your own hero, it's cheaper than a movie ticket.

Doug Horton

The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy, that nobody knows whether to genuflect or spit.

Jimmy Breslin

Inquiry is fatal to certainty.

Will Durant