I made some truly awful movies. 'Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot' was the worst. If you ever want someone to confess to murder just make him or her sit through that film. They will confess to anything after 15 minutes.

When a woman earns a dollar, the payback is higher. She'll invest in her children, in their education, health care, and basic needs. The impact of a woman's role in the economy benefits society at large.

Andrea Jung

I think I am missing a gene that most people have to enable them to feel happiness about success and these kind of things.

Bennett Miller

I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.

Lynda Barry

Charm, in most men and nearly all women, is a decoration.

E. M. Forster

You don't have to be a brain surgeon to be a valuable person. You become valuable because of the knowledge that you have. And that doesn't mean you won't fail sometimes. The important thing is to keep trying.

Benjamin Carson

She should have remembered her past experiences in the relationship wars and not let herself get so excited. Evidently her hormones had overruled her common sense and she had become drunk on ovarian wine, the most potent, sanity- destroying substance in the universe.

Linda Howard

I remember reading somewhere about an organization called Procrastinators Anonymous. I think they had been in existence for some years but had never gotten around to having a meeting.

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Software engineering is the part of computer science which is too difficult for the computer scientist.

Friedrich Bauer

My wife, whenever I'd go off to work and I'd be kind of anxious, she'll say, 'Remember, have fun.' Oh, I forgot, thanks for the reminder. Because sometimes we do forget. We take it all too seriously and there's a lot of joy to be had wherever you are.

Jeff Bridges

Everyone, young and old, must have access to the knowledge and skills to participate in the evolving economy.

James H. Douglas

In a world where there is so much to be done, I felt strongly impressed that there must be something for me to do.

Dorothy Dix

Films can only be made by by-passing the will of those who appear in them, using not what they do, but what they are.

Robert Bresson