We in the majority have worked hard to empower people to create opportunities, to make jobs, to do things that turn America into a place where people can achieve their dreams.

Even Albert Einstein reportedly needed help on his 1040 form.

Ronald Reagan

If an idea is indeed sensible, it will eventually become just part of the accepted wisdom.

Nigel Farage

I think the reason we sometimes have the false sense that God is so far away is because that is where we have put him. We have kept him at a distance, and then when we are in need and call on him in prayer, we wonder where he is. He is exactly where we left him.

Ravi Zacharias

I had better never see a book than to be warped by its attraction clean out of my own orbit, and made a satellite instead of a system. The one thing in the world, of value, is the active soul.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

In the mountains the shortest route is from peak to peak, but for that you must have long legs. Aphorisms should be peaks: and those to whom they are spoken should be big and tall of stature.

Friedrich Nietzsche

If your neighbor looks at you like they don't enjoy the key you're singing in, look right back, bless them, and keep on singing.

Odetta, Spoken live live at a co

Love, and you shall be loved.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.

Diogenes

It is my view that the vegetarian manner of living, by its purely physical effect on the human temperament, would most beneficially influence the lot of mankind.

Albert Einstein

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said... Are you going to hate yourself in the morning? She said.. No..I hate myself now.

Rodney Dangerfield

Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.

Mae West

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.

Trey Parker