We cannot make events. Our business is wisely to improve them.

Too much sanity may be madness and the maddest of all, to see life as it is and not as it should be.

Miguel de Cervantes

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Groucho Marx

Wisdom makes a slow defense against trouble, though a sure one in the end.

Oliver Goldsmith

Things have different qualities, and the soul different inclinations; for nothing is simple which is presented to the soul, and the soul never presents itself simply to any object. Hence it comes that we weep and laugh at the same thing.

Blaise Pascal

I basically believe the medical insurance industry should be nonprofit, not profit-making. There is no way a health reform plan will work when it is implemented by an industry that seeks to return money to shareholders instead of using that money to provide health care.

Dianne Feinstein

It's only as bad as you make it.

Benjamin J. Carey

I promise to keep on living as though I expected to live forever. Nobody grows old by merely living a number of years. People grow old only by deserting their ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up interest wrinkles the soul.

General Douglas MacArthur

The great cities rest upon our broad and fertile prairies. Burn down your cities and leave our farms, and your cities will spring up again as if by magic; but destroy our farms, and grass will grow in the streets of every city in the country.

William Jennings Bryan, Cross of

Only the insane have strength enough to survive. Only the survivors determine what is sane.

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Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.

Tim Allen

What barrier is there that love cannot break?

Mahatma Gandhi

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does!

Debbie Gibson