By making a comeback, I'm changing the attitude of people toward me. If I'd known that people would react so enthusiastically, I'd have done it years ago.

But it's hard to be hip over thirty when everyone else is nineteen, when the last dance we learned was the Lindy, and the last we heard, girls who looked like Barbara Streisand were trying to do something about it.

Judith Viorst

To keep your secret is wisdom but to expect others to keep it is folly.

Samuel Johnson

Love is so exquisitely elusive. It cannot be bought, cannot be badgered, cannot be hijacked. It is available only in one rare form: as the natural response of a healthy mind and healthy heart.

Eknath Easwaran

A man is a golden impossibility. The line he must walk is a hair's breadth. The wise through excess of wisdom is made a fool.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fashion is a tyrant from which there is no deliverance; all must conform to its whimsical.

Proverb

Gratitude is the doorman's payment.

Source Unknown

Let men see, let them know, a real man, who lives as he was meant to live.

Marcus Aurelius

My main concern is theater, and theater does not reflect or mirror society. It has been stingy and selfish, and it has to do better.

Anna Deavere Smith

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now.But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.

Steven Wright

Next to the striking of fire and the discovery of the wheel, the greatest triumph of what we call civilization was the domestication of the human male.

Max Lerner

I stopped dating for six months a year ago. Dating requires a lot of energy and focus.

Daphne Zuniga

You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion.

L. Ron Hubbard