Quote by Mark Twain

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that humans were created by God at the end of a long week, implying that less effort was put into their creation compared to other beings. It playfully depicts humans as imperfect creatures, highlighting their flaws and imperfections.

By Mark Twain

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