When a man isn't married, it takes all the excitement out of the relationship. When a man is married, he just gets clingy and wants to leave his wife for you. That is why the only satisfying love affair a woman can have is with a boy. A boy on the cusp of manhood offers heterogeneous possibilities for monogamous adultery.

He who has God and everything else has no more than he who has God only.

C.S. Lewis

If we confuse dissent with disloyalty

Edward R. Murrow, Ford Fiftieth

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

Craig Ferguson

We must all suffer from one of two pains: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret. The difference is discipline weighs ounces while regret weighs tons.

Jim Rohn

A reputation once broken may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was.

Joseph Hall

I'm not involved in the politics of religion, but I love what the message is.

Jane Seymour

Whatever evil a man may think of women, there is no woman but thinks more.

Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort

If we bear all this suffering and if there are still Jews left, when it is over, then Jews, instead of being doomed, will be held up as an example.

Anne Frank

A lion is called a 'king of beasts' obviously for a reason.

Jack Hanna

I try something new every night. It's an hour show if it works I maybe try it a few more times and then move that off and try something new. It's a great workshop for me.

Kate Clinton

The private and serious drama of guilt is not often a useful one for fiction today and its disappearance, following perhaps the disappearance from life, appears as a natural, almost unnoticed relief, like some of the challenging illnesses wiped out by drug and vaccines.

Elizabeth Hardwick

It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere.

Voltaire