Quote by Bauvard

When a man isn't married, it takes all the excitement out of the relationship. When a man is married, he just gets clingy and wants to leave his wife for you. That is why the only satisfying love affair a woman can have is with a boy. A boy on the cusp of manhood offers heterogeneous possibilities for monogamous adultery.

When a man isn't married, it takes all the excitement out of

Summary

This quote suggests that romantic relationships can often lose excitement or passion when a man is unmarried, as there is less risk involved. However, when a man is married, he may become clingy and desire to leave his spouse for someone else. Therefore, the quote proposes that the most satisfying love affair for a woman is with a boy who is on the verge of becoming a man because it offers diverse opportunities for engaging in monogamous betrayal.

Topics

Humor Funny Love Marriage Adultery

By Bauvard

Liked the quote? Share it with your friends.

Random Quotations

'If you believe, you can achieve' - that's my motto!

'If you believe, you can achieve' - that's my motto!

I've always been very zealous about not invading other peopl

I've always been very zealous about not invading other people's private spaces.

Privacy

Man is not weak; knowledge is more than equivalent to force.

Man is not weak; knowledge is more than equivalent to force.

Knowledge

It's like one of those dreams you have when someone is chasi

It's like one of those dreams you have when someone is chasing you. You're running as fast as you can, and someone's trotting behind you, just out of range, trying to grab onto you.

Dreams

You must see your goals clearly and specifically before you

You must see your goals clearly and specifically before you can set out for them. Hold them in your mind until they become second nature.

Visualization

The boss drives people; the leader coaches them. The boss de

The boss drives people; the leader coaches them. The boss depends on authority; the leader on good will. The boss inspires fear; the leader inspires enthusiasm. The boss says I; The leader says WE. The boss fixes the blame for the breakdown; the leader fixes the breakdown. The boss says, GO; the leader says lets, GO!

H. Gordon Selfridge

Leadership

Speak ill of no man, but speak all the good you know of ever

Speak ill of no man, but speak all the good you know of everybody.

Benjamin Franklin

Good

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.

Life Theend

There are certain authors that do not turn students on; it i

There are certain authors that do not turn students on; it is the truth. Homer happens to be one of them.

Truth

People usually are the happiest at home.

People usually are the happiest at home.

William Shakespeare

Home

It's better to be prepared for an opportunity and not have o

It's better to be prepared for an opportunity and not have one than to have an opportunity and not be prepared.

Whitney Young Jr.

Opportunity

DW is based on a slew of old myths, which reach their most '

DW is based on a slew of old myths, which reach their most 'refined' form in Hindu mythology, which in turn of course derived from the original Star Trek episode 'Planet of Wobbly Rocks where the Security Guard Got Shot'.

Terry Pratchett

Mythology