A man must serve his time to every trade save censure -- critics all are ready made.

If an angel were ever to tell us anything of his philosophy I believe many propositions would sound like 2 times 2 equals 13.

G. C. (Georg Christoph) Lichtenb

The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year.

Johnny Vegas

If in other sciences we should arrive at certainty without doubt and truth without error, it behooves us to place the foundations of knowledge in mathematics...

Roger Bacon

One of the things that happens at the speed of light is that people lose their goals in life. So what takes the place of goals and objectives? Well, role-playing is coming in very fast.

Marshall McLuhan

The paper does not provide the exact number of penises eaten by ducks, but the author says there have been enough over the years to prompt the coining of a popular saying: 'I better get home or the ducks will have something to eat.

Mary Roach

Many things--such as loving, going to sleep, or behaving unaffectedly--are done worst when we try hardest to do them.

C.S. Lewis

You have to see a building to comprehend it. Photographs cannot convey the experience, nor film.

Arthur Erickson

The ideology of this America wants to establish reassurance through Imitation. But profit defeats ideology, because the consumers want to be thrilled not only by the guarantee of the Good but also by the shudder of the Bad.

Umberto Eco

The decision by the seven-man majority in Roe v. Wade has so far been made to stick. But the Court's decision has by no means settled the debate. Instead, Roe v. Wade has become a continuing prod to the conscience of the nation.

Ronald Reagan

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes. I had one thousand and sixty.

Imelda Marcos

If I could have been a marine biologist I would have, but I didn't have that kind of intelligence. Numbers were never my strong point.

Nicolas Cage

I love life because what more is there?

Anthony Hopkins