Quote by Henny Youngman

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were s

Summary

This quote showcases the close bond and unique relationship between a man and his dog. It implies that the man and his dog shared such a strong friendship that they even went to school together. However, as time passed, they were inevitably separated, and the surprise twist reveals the dog's achievement of graduating. The quote highlights the enduring loyalty and love between humans and their beloved pets, leaving the reader with a sense of admiration for the dog's accomplishment and a reminder of the emotional connection that can develop between people and animals.

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Graduation

By Henny Youngman

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