Quote by Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
Summary
This tongue-in-cheek quote suggests that if someone spends excessive amounts of time watching football games without any breaks or variation in their activities, they may be considered "legally dead" figuratively speaking. It humorously makes a point about the obsessiveness that can sometimes accompany watching sports and the potential disconnection from other aspects of life that may result from such intense focus on a single activity.
Topics
Sports
By Erma Bombeck