A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Buddy Hackett

You don't have to dislike people you disagree with and it doesn't mean you shouldn't be able to have bipartisan friendships in this place. Life's too short to have it any other way.

Dave Obey

You play the way you practice.

Pop Warner

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.

Laurence J. Peter

When Catullus expresses his love and hate for Lesbia, he is not obviously voicing a wish to rid himself of one or the other of these two sentiments. Not all contradictions resolve into temporal change of belief or desire.

Raymond Geuss

Meet some people who care about poetry the way you do. You'll have that readership. Keep going until you know you're doing work that's worthy. And then see what happens. That's my advice.

Philip Levine

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.

Joseph Heller

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others.

Wayne Dyer

A man may imagine things that are false, but he can only understand things that are true, for if the things be false, the apprehension of them is not understanding.

Sir Isaac Newton

Dating is kind of hard. Like dinner or something like that. Like a forced awkward situation is very strange. Especially for me, for some reason.

Zac Efron

You look rather rash my dear your colors don't quite match your face.

Daisy Ashford

We demand that people should be true to the pictures we have of them, no matter how repulsive those pictures may be: we prefer the true portrait in all its homogeneity, to one with a detail added which refuses to fit in.

Pamela Hansford Johnson