Quote by Thomas F. Calcagni, Tough Questi

Mark Twain supposedly observed, 'Don't pick a fight with anyone who buys ink by the barrel and paper by the ton.' Of course, today, he probably would have added, 'And hairspray by the gallon'.

Mark Twain supposedly observed, 'Don't pick a fight with any

Summary

This quote humorously advises against engaging in a conflict with individuals who have abundant resources at their disposal. The mention of ink, paper, and hairspray emphasizes the power of mass communication and the ability to shape public perception. Mark Twain's imagined addition of hairspray reflects the contemporary context and highlights the influential role of media in today's society. Overall, the quote suggests caution and reminds one to be mindful of the consequences of challenging those with significant means.

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By Thomas F. Calcagni, Tough Questi

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