Marriage is this grand madness, and I think if people knew that, they would perhaps take it more seriously.

A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'

Tommy Cooper

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate.

Donald Trump

This fell sergeant, death, is strict in his arrest

William Shakespeare

One of the mistakes I made was placing too much trust in Montesinos.

Alberto Fujimori

The sky is blue,' he said, 'the grass is green.' Looking up, he saw that, on the contrary, the sky is like the veils which a thousand Madonnas have let fall from their hair; and the grass fleets and darkens like a flight of girls fleeing the embraces of hairy satyrs from enchanted woods. 'Upon my word,' he said [...], 'I don't see that one's more true than another. Both are utterly false.

Virginia Woolf

To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know, I've done it a thousand times.

Mark Twain

I have a confidence about my life that comes from standing tall on my own two feet.

Jane Fonda

I have three kids, and I'm a coach for a lot of their sports, so I'm around them a lot, but I see friends of mine with older kids and they don't really interact so much, other than giving them a place to live.

Mike O'Malley

Just as our eyes need light in order to see, our minds need ideas in order to conceive.

Napoleon Hill

Waves of hands, hesitations at street corners, someone dropping a cigarette into the gutter-all are stories. But which is the true story? That I do not know. Hence I keep my phrases hung like clothes in a cupboard, waiting for some one to wear them. Thus waiting, thus speculating, making this note and then an· other I do not cling to life. I shall be brushed like a bee from a sunflower. My philosophy, always accumulating, welling up moment by moment, runs like quicksilver a dozen ways at once.

Virginia Woolf

The boisterous sea of liberty is never without a wave.

Thomas Jefferson

All the thoughts of a turtle are turtle

Ralph Waldo Emerson