Quote by Billy Connolly

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicyc

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that while marriage is often seen as a wonderful and essential aspect of life, so is a bicycle repair kit, highlighting the value and importance of both. It implies that just as a bicycle repair kit helps in fixing any problems with a bicycle, marriage can also contribute positively to one's life. It encourages a lighthearted perspective by comparing two completely different things to emphasize that there are various things in life that can bring fulfillment and happiness.

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Marriage

By Billy Connolly

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