Quote by Bette Midler

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he

Summary

This quote may be seen as a humorous and satirical comment on the historical relationship between Germany and Poland. It uses the metaphor of a marital role-play to poke fun at the idea of Germany invading Poland. The quote highlights the ongoing tension and complex history between the two countries, while delivering the message in a lighthearted and provocative manner. However, it is important to note that humor can be subjective and this quote may not be seen as amusing to everyone, particularly those sensitive to the historical context.

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By Bette Midler

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