Quote by Zsa Zsa Gabor

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I kee

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that the speaker has the ability to "keep a man's house" in two senses. The first meaning implies that the speaker is skilled at maintaining or taking care of physical spaces, symbolizing their personal organization and cleanliness. The second meaning humorously implies that the speaker tends to end relationships with men, but they metaphorically keep their houses in terms of leaving a lasting impact or influence on their lives. Overall, the quote highlights the speaker's confidence in both their domestic abilities and their personal influence on others.

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Divorce

By Zsa Zsa Gabor

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