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If there were a master of stupidity in this world, I would really love to listen to his success story.

If there were a master of stupidity in this world, I would r

Summary

This quote expresses a sarcastic and satirical perspective on the concept of success. It implies that stupidity is often associated with failure, so if there were someone who had mastered stupidity but still managed to achieve success, their story would be amusing and worth hearing. The quote may also be commentary on the arbitrary nature of success and the absurdities of life.

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