Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.

The truth doesn't have to do with cruelty, the truth has to do with mercy.

Ken Kesey

The method of postulating what we want has many advantages; they are the same as the advantages of theft over honest toil.

Bertrand Russell

Youth is that period when a young boy knows everything but how to make a living.

Carey Williams

It is easy to fly into a passion anybody can do that but to be angry with the right person and at the right time and with the right object and in the right way that is not easy, and it is not everyone who can do it.

Aristotle

Art is magic delivered from the lie of being truth.

Theodor Adorno

I'm the one who gets called up about a problem. I'm the one who gets called up about the street lighting and the abandoned car. I'm the one who gets blamed if the police don't arrive. I'm the one they blame if a city truck is broken down.

Richard M. Daley

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.

Tom Robbins

Vision is the true creative rhythm.

Robert Delaunay

The dream vocabulary shaves meanings finer and closer than do the world's daytime dictionaries.

Mark Twain

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor its great scholars great men.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

Physics advances by accepting absurdities. Its history is one of unbelievable ideas proving to be true.

Rivka Galchen

Happiness is working with Jack Lemmon.

Billy Wilder