Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed do

Summary

This quote suggests a satirical perspective on the concept of human existence. It implies that humans may be nothing more than insignificant beings, akin to pet alligators, who were discarded or disregarded by a higher power, symbolized as God. It challenges the notion of humans being special or divinely created, instead positioning them as insignificant creatures subjected to the whims of a larger force. This quote encourages contemplation on the nature of human existence and our place in the universe.

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By Chuck Palahniuk

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