Quote by Adam Carolla

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% bu

Summary

In this quote, the speaker acknowledges the possibility of their delusion, suggesting that they might not always be funny. However, they confidently express that they generally have a high success rate in making others laugh, implying that their comedic abilities are usually on point. Despite their self-awareness of potential delusion, the speaker's track record of making people laugh gives them confidence in their humor.

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By Adam Carolla

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