Maybe it's our sins that give God consolation when he finally has to give us cancer.

Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.

J.K. Rowling

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money.

Kin Hubbard

He had a notebook. He took notes in it. It was always useful. And them Sybil, gods bless her, had brought him this fifteen-function imp which did so many other things, although as far as he could see at least ten of its functions consisted of apologizing for its inefficiency in the other five.

Terry Pratchett

There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it.

Josh Billings

It was generally believed that Catholics were not interested in arts and science graduate schools. They weren't going to be intellectuals. And so I put the theses to the test. And they all collapsed.

Andrew Greeley

He who clings to life shall lose it -- but losing it in a right cause will gain it.

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In short, our response as a party should be to work to solve the crises that produce crisis pregnancies, and work to make life worth living for mother and child, rather than victimize the child as a way of dealing with the crisis.

Robert Casey

Where are the jobs going to come from?Small business, manufacturing and clean energy. Where's the money to finance them? The banks and the corporations in America today have lots of money that they can invest right now.

William J. Clinton

To hear complaints with patience, even when complaints are vain, is one of the duties of friendship.

Samuel Johnson

I've always been - you know, my personality is motivating and encouraging. And so I'm just being who God made me to be.

Joel Osteen

Nature is no spendthrift, but takes the shortest way to her ends

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Measure three times before you cut once.

Proverb