Quote by Ambrose Bierce

Mayonnaise, n. One of the sauces that serve the French in place of a state religion.

Mayonnaise, n. One of the sauces that serve the French in pl

Summary

This quote satirically suggests that the French have a deep attachment to mayonnaise, by comparing it to a state religion. It implies that mayonnaise is an integral part of French cuisine and culture, highlighting the preference for this sauce in their cuisine. The quote humorously mocks the cultural significance placed upon mayonnaise, portraying it as a substitute for a traditional religion that is deeply ingrained in the French way of life.

By Ambrose Bierce

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