Quote by Keith Richards

I mean some doctor told me I had six months to live and I went to their funeral.

I mean some doctor told me I had six months to live and I we

Summary

This quote humorously implies that the doctor's prediction of having only six months to live was proven wrong, as the person speaking attended the doctor's funeral instead. It highlights the unpredictability of life and the limitations of medical predictions. The quote also hints at the person's defiance and ability to outlive expectations, adding a playful touch to their response.

By Keith Richards

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