I was meant to date the captain of the football team, I was going to be on a romantic excursion every Saturday night, I was destined to be collecting corsages from every boy in town before prom, accepting such floral offerings like competing sacrifices to a Delphic goddess.

The moon is nothing but a circumambulating aphrodisiac divinely subsidized to provoke the world into a rising birth-rate.

Christopher Fry

We all have ability. The difference is how we use it.

Stevie Wonder

I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.

Samantha Bee

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Bob Hope

I'm the biggest fighter in the history of the sport. If you don't believe it, check the cash register.

Mike Tyson

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. Mothers are different. Mothers are darlings.

Oscar Wilde

Whatever we are waiting for -- peace of mind, contentment, grace, the inner awareness of simple abundance -- it will surely come to us, but only when we are ready to receive it with an open and grateful heart.

Sarah Ban Breathnach

However big the fool, there is always a bigger fool to admire him.

Nicholas Boileau

The stars are the apexes of what triangles!

Henry David Thoreau

Live authentically. Why would you continue to compromise something that's beautiful to create something that is fake.

Steve Maraboli

Nip the shoots of arbitrary power in the bud, is the only maxim which can ever preserve the liberties of any people.

John Quincy Adams

Satan isn't anything to believe in but there are people running things whose God is Lucifer. Check out the Lucifierian Doctrine which Albert Pike wrote. He said it is given to 29th-33rd rank Masons in his book Morals and Dogma.

James Dye