Men are beginning to realize that they are not individuals but persons in society, that man alone is weak and adrift, that he must seek strength in common action.

People who boast about their I.Q. are losers.

Stephen Hawking

There are two things people want more than sex and money -- recognition and praise.

Mary Kay Ash

Daddy loves you, but he smacks you, and he can shout at you and smash things, but Daddy still loves you. So when you get into a relationship with someone who does all of that, why would it be unusual?

Trisha Goddard

Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

Mark Twain

I've never been more famous than I was, suddenly, in 1986.

Wendy Cope

Nobody can deny but religion is a comfort to the distressed, a cordial to the sick, and sometimes a restraint on the wicked; therefore whoever would argue or laugh it out of the world without giving some equivalent for it ought to be treated as a common enemy.

Mary Wortley Montagu

A new and valid idea is worth more than a regiment and fewer men can furnish the former than command the latter.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. -- they'll find something.

Doug Horton

Not a single time have we gotten a right from Congress or from the President. We get them from God.

Glenn Beck

I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people call God is something in all of us. I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest said was right. It's just that the translations have gone wrong.

John Lennon

We are a way for the cosmos to know itself.

Carl Sagan

All men love peace in their armchairs after dinner; but they disbelieve the other nations's professions, rightly measuring its sincerity by their own.

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