It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men.

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

Henny Youngman

Speaking of Twitter, I don't even know if I composed a blog entry in 2009, as I was too busy parceling my every thought into cute 140-character sound bites. I used to only worry about being pithy for a living now some of my best lines are wasted on a free app!

Diablo Cody

He who is not everyday conquering some fear has not learned the secret of life.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Education begins a gentleman, conversation completes him.

English Proverb

He read the letter again, but could not take in any more meaning than he had done the first time and was reduced to staring at the handwriting itself. She had made her g's the same way he did : he searched through the letter for every one of them, and each felt like a friendly little wave glimpsed from behind a veil. The letter was an incredible treasure, proof that Lily Potter had lived, really lived, that her warm hand had once moved across this parchment, tracing ink into these letters, these words, words about him, Harry, her son.

J.K. Rowling

We poison our lives with fear of burglary and shipwreck, and, ask anyone, the house is never burgled, and the ship never goes down.

Jean Anouilh

Ever since time began, people have recognized their true Love by the light in their eyes.

Paulo Coelho

Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.

Ambrose Bierce

Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes.

Zig Ziglar

Looking after my health today gives me a better hope for tomorrow.

Anne Wilson Schaef

I could not be happy with a man whose taste did not in every point coincide with my own. He must enter in all my feelings; the same books, the same music must charm us both.

Jane Austen

Things have got to be wrong in order that they may be deplored.

Alfred Whitney Griswold