The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.

I've considered having my nose fixed. But I didn't trust anyone enough. If I could do it myself with a mirror.

Barbra Streisand

A man can believe a considerable deal of rubbish, and yet go about his daily work in a rational and cheerful manner.

Norman Douglas

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.

Phyllis Diller

Usually I design the lighting and when I have the physical set there, I'm not good at going out loosely and saying, 'Do you what you want, give it to the editor, and he'll figure it out.' I physically then walk on with the actors and I say, 'Let's walk until you guys feel the space works for you, and tell me when all that happens.'

Tarsem Singh

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.

Judith Viorst

It is better to be faithful than famous.

Theodore Roosevelt

Advertising is the edge of what people know how to do and of human experience and it explains the latest ways progress has changed us to ourselves.

Jaron Lanier

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy.

Will Durant

When you shoot an arrow of truth, dip its point in honey

Arab Proverb

There is no rule more invariable than that we are paid for our suspicions by finding what we suspect.

Henry David Thoreau

Every man supposes himself not to be fully understood; and if there is any truth in him, if he rests at last on the divine soul, I see not how it can be otherwise

Ralph Waldo Emerson

My kids love Ibiza and we feel committed to it because we keep coming back to the same area. People recognise us in shops now and we have a social life here. We cook at home and have friends around.

Neneh Cherry