The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.

Fear is what kills us.

Source Unknown

Property is the fruit of laborproperty is desirableis a positive good in the world. That some should be rich, shows that others may become rich, and hence is just encouragement to industry and enterprize. Let not him who is houseless pull down the house of another; but let him labor diligently and build one for himself, thus by example assuring that his own shall be safe from violence when built.

Abraham Lincoln

There are three wants which never can be satisfied: that of the rich, who wants something more; that of the sick, who wants something different; and that of the traveler, who says, Anywhere but here.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Religion, for better or for worse, has been politicized in blatant ways that have seldom been equaled in American elections.

Tony Campolo

So long as we can lose any happiness, we possess some.

Booth Tarkington

Medical professionals, not insurance company bureaucrats, should be making health care decisions.

Barbara Boxer

Hope is independent of the apparatus of logic.

Norman Cousins

All stories should have some honesty and truth in them, otherwise you're just playing about.

Nigel Kneale

You can be gorgeous at thirty, charmimg at forty, and irresistible for the rest of your life.

Coco Chanel

I believe that thoughts and feelings reside on the same nerve-endingthey are called heartstrings

Jeremy Aldana

It is the tension between creativity and skepticism that has produced the stunning and unexpected findings of science.

Carl Sagan

I'm a big kid, I'm a kid at heart, so I still love the classic family films, such as the great Warner Bros film 'Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory' - not the remake, but the original. It's still one of the best movies, hands down, ever made, and of course that goes back to the ingenuity of the characters and the storyline.

Corey Feldman