Being a mom has made me so tired. And so happy.

I've told Billy if I ever caught him cheating, I wouldn't kill him because I love his children and they need a dad. But I would beat him up. I know where all of his sports injuries are.

Angelina Jolie

The dread of loneliness is greater than the fear of bondage, so we get married.

Cyril Connolly

Pictures must not be too picturesque.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

I would not unduly praise the virtue of restraint. It is often merely temperamental. But it is not always a sign of coldness. It may be pride. There can be nothing more humiliating than to see the shaft of one's emotion miss the mark of either laughter or tears. Nothing more humiliating! And this for the reason that should the mark be missed, should the open display of emotion fail to move, then it must perish unavoidably in disgust or contempt.

Joseph Conrad

The sacred lamp of dayNow dipt in western clouds his parting day.

William Falconer, The Shipwreck

My skull, my eyes, my nose three times, my jaw, my shoulder, my chest, two fingers, a knee, everything from the top of my head to the bottom of my feet. Listing what body parts he has broken

Jackie Chan

The difference between greatness and mediocrity is often how an individual views a mistake...

Nelson Boswell

Advertisers also know that humor can help bond us to their product.

Allen Klein

It is incredible how far women have come and women in sports have come.

Jennie Finch

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray.

Albert Camus

There is no point to samba if it doesn't make you smile.

Alma Guillermoprieto

No verse can give pleasure for long, nor last, that is written by drinkers of water.

Horace