Quote by Groucho Marx

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I

Summary

This quote, often attributed to Groucho Marx, humorously suggests that the speaker found the book so incredibly hilarious that they were unable to read it. It implies that the book's comedic content was immensely entertaining and engaging, leading to an uncontrollable fit of laughter, which prevented them from progressing in their reading. The statement also humorously highlights the speaker's intention to eventually read the book, despite being genuinely tickled by its contents. Overall, the quote humorously exaggerates the book's humoristic impact on the reader.

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Deception/lying

By Groucho Marx

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