Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for a pardon.

Doug Horton

God as now generally conceived of is only the last witch.

Samuel Butler

Who then is free? The one who wisely is lord of themselves, who neither poverty, death or captivity terrify, who is strong to resist his appetites and shun honors, and is complete in themselves smooth and round like a globe.

Horace

The sage does not hoard. Having bestowed all he has on others, he has yet more; having given all he has to others, he is richer still.

LaoTzu

My father and I made genetics history. We were the first African-Americans and the first father and son anywhere to have their genomes sequenced.

Henry Louis Gates

Modern education has devoted itself to the teaching of impudence, and then we complain that we can no longer control our mobs.

John Ruskin

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.http://www.twainquotes.com , the best place for Mark Twain quotes, makes the statement about the source for this quote.

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The legacy of women's war work is our present post-industrial employment structure. It was the war that created the demand for a technologically advanced, de-skilled, low-paid, non-unionized female workforce and paved the way for making part-time work the norm for married women now. A generation later, it was the daughters of wartime women workers who completed their mothers' campaign for equal pay.

Linda Grant

Let thy spirit move upon him to bring to pass those measures which will lift the burdens of government from the backs of the people and keep this nation, under God, a citadel of freedom standing as an example to all the world.

Gordon B. Hinckley, June 30, 199

Someday we'll find it. The Rainbow Connection. The lovers, the dreamers, and me.

Jim Henson

They say the test of literary power is whether a man can write an inscription. I say, 'Can he name a kitten?'

Samuel Butler

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.

Billy Connolly