Montana was naked, and so was Billy, of course. He had a tremendous wang, incidentally. You never know who'll get one.

If your mother cooks Italian food, why should you go to a restaurant?

Martin Scorsese

To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.

William Shakespeare

Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.

Erma Bombeck

Let me speak plainly: The United States of America is and must remain a nation of openness to people of all beliefs. Our very unity has been strengthened by this pluralism. That's how we began; this is how we must always be. The ideals of our country leave no room whatsoever for intolerance, anti-Semitism, or bigotry of any kind -- none. The unique thing about America is a wall in our Constitution separating church and state. It guarantees there will never be a state religion in this land, but at the same time it makes sure that every single American is free to choose and practice his or her religious beliefs or to choose no religion at all. Their rights shall not be questioned or violated by the state.-- Remarks at the International Convention of B'nai B'rith, 6 September 1984

Ronald Reagan

Must I go bound while you go freeMust I love a manwho doesn't love meMust I be born with so little artAs to love a man who'll break my Heart

Cassandra Clare

I had all kinds of food issues, including health concerns and weight concerns.

Sally Schneider

I wanted your songs. You wanted my songs more than you wanted my happiness. So you took my happiness, and stole my songs.

Orson Scott Card

To equal a predecessor, one must have twice they worth.

Baltasar Gracian

I think it's really cool that there are people like Adele on the cover of 'Vogue' and 'Rolling Stone,' and like I think it's really important that people are talking about your body, because if they don't, then you'll never be able to break that barrier.

Beth Ditto

How many a man has dated a new era in his life from the reading of a book! The book exists for us, perchance, that will explain our miracles and reveal new ones. The at present unutterable things we may find somewhere uttered.

Henry David Thoreau

We travel together, passengers on a little spaceship, dependent on its vulnerable reserves of air and soil; all committed for our safety to its security and peace; preserved from annihilation only by the care, the work, and, I will say, the love we give our fragile craft.

Adlai Stevenson

There is only one terminal dignity -- love.

Helen Hayes