Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

Summary

This quote briefly suggests that the speaker's mother experienced morning sickness after giving birth to them. Morning sickness is a common condition characterized by nausea and vomiting during early pregnancy. However, the statement seems to present a contradiction or an unusual circumstance, as morning sickness typically occurs in the first trimester. The quote implies that the speaker's mother experienced pregnancy-like symptoms after childbirth, possibly pointing to some medical or hormonal irregularity.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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