Quote by George Carlin

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping rese

Summary

This quote suggests that if there are long waiting lists for camping reservations in national parks, it is indicative of an issue. The implication is that the demand for camping and experiencing nature is so high that waiting for a year to sleep next to a tree is unreasonable. It implies that there may be problems in managing the accessibility and availability of camping facilities, and that action should be taken to address this imbalance.

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By George Carlin

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