I have never belonged wholeheartedly to a country, a state, nor to a circle of friends, nor even to my own family.

I have legs of iron, but to tell you the truth, they're starting to rust and buckle a bit.

Jeanne Calment

Be careful what you ask for because you just might get it.

Source Unknown

After all, life is really simple; we ourselves create the circumstances that complicate it.

Source Unknown

My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birthmark until he was eight years old.

Steven Wright

You know what I have noticed? And this is really sad. Flying first class is less scary than flying coach. They speak to you and they're so nice to you and they want to help you and they know you want a drink before the plane takes off. And they bring it to you without asking. If you're sitting in coach and hoping for a drink, good luck.

Hope Davis

My cousins gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section.

Rodney Dangerfield

Indifference is an excellent substitute for patience.

Mason Cooley, City Aphorisms, Se

All the king's horses and all the king's men can't put the past together again. So let's remember: Don't try to saw sawdust.

Dale Carnegie

The Christian use of religion as a personal love affair both shocked me, and attracted me.

Lionel Blue

You love me?''Baby, you were made for me.

Kristen Ashley

Every American deserves to live in freedom, to have his or her privacy respected and a chance to go as far as their ability and effort will take them - regardless of race, gender, ethnicity or economic circumstances.

Christopher Dodd

Musicians have always had a better understanding of love than the rest of us. Over the years they have told us that love: is like a rock, is here to stay, is all you need, will find a way, will keep us together, will tear us apart, sucks.

Cuthbert Soup