Quote by Erma Bombeck

Never have more children than you have car windows.

Never have more children than you have car windows.

Summary

This quote is a humorous way of suggesting that one should not have more children than they can comfortably or safely accommodate in a vehicle. It implies that when it comes to family size, practical considerations such as transportation should be taken into account. The quote serves as a lighthearted reminder to make informed decisions about family planning and to prioritize the well-being and convenience of all family members.

Topics

Car

By Erma Bombeck

Liked the quote? Share it with your friends.

Random Quotations

The 19th century was the age of Individualism the 20th and 2

The 19th century was the age of Individualism the 20th and 21st are the ages of Socialism.

Francis Parker Yockey

Age

I never doubted my ability, but when you hear all your life

I never doubted my ability, but when you hear all your life you're inferior, it makes you wonder if the other guys have something you've never seen before. If they do, I'm still looking for it.

Confidence

The windows of my soul I throwWide open to the sun.

The windows of my soul I throwWide open to the sun.

John Greenleaf Whittier

Inspirational My Psalm

I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The fu

I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, it's OK. But most of my friends, at least they smoke and drink.

Funny

The central drama of our age is how the Western nations and

The central drama of our age is how the Western nations and the Asian peoples are to find a tolerable basis of co-existence.

Walter Lippmann

Of all the lessons most relevant to architecture today, Japa

Of all the lessons most relevant to architecture today, Japanese flexibility is the greatest.

Stephen Gardiner

Architecture

I'm already the most fortunate girl in the world, so I have

I'm already the most fortunate girl in the world, so I have zero expectations for what the future will bring.

Shailene Woodley

Future

Long intros are cool because there's a little bit of anticip

Long intros are cool because there's a little bit of anticipation, you know?

Miranda Lambert

Cool

He who has achieved success has worked well, laughed often a

He who has achieved success has worked well, laughed often and loved much.

Success & Failure

I like somebody who's not so crazy but likes to have a good

I like somebody who's not so crazy but likes to have a good time... and who is thoughtful and kind and easy to laugh with. Somebody you can just be yourself with one hundred and fifty percent.

The striking point about our model family is not simply the

The striking point about our model family is not simply the compete-compete, consume-consume style of life it urges us to follow. The striking point, in the face of all the propaganda, is how few Americans actually live this way.

Louise Kapp Howe

Family

I once laughed at the vanity of women of thirty or forty who

I once laughed at the vanity of women of thirty or forty who whitened their ruddy old skin with lead, but now I know such salves are not disguises for old crones who wish to catch a young husband. Instead they are only a mask we wear so that we can, for a little while, still recognize ourselves.

Beauty Aging Aging Gracefully