Quote by Erma Bombeck

Never have more children than you have car windows.

Never have more children than you have car windows.

Summary

This quote is a humorous way of suggesting that one should not have more children than they can comfortably or safely accommodate in a vehicle. It implies that when it comes to family size, practical considerations such as transportation should be taken into account. The quote serves as a lighthearted reminder to make informed decisions about family planning and to prioritize the well-being and convenience of all family members.

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By Erma Bombeck

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