Never complain. Never explain.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Jerry Seinfeld

Very sweetly, he always told her he loved her just the way she was. Although, honestly he had no idea. She shuddered to think what she would really look like if she stopped waxing, plucking, highlighting, manicuring, applying make-up anddressing with care and concentration.

Carmen Reid

The motion picture is like a picture of a lady in a half-piece bathing suit. If she wore a few more clothes, you might be intrigued. If she wore no clothes at all, you might be shocked. But the way it is, you are occupied with noticing that her knees are too bony and that her toenails are too large. The modern film tries too hard to be real. Its techniques of illusion are so perfect that it requires no contribution from the audience but a mouthful of popcorn.

Raymond Chandler

Loyalty is still the same,Whether it win or lose the game;True as a dial to the sun,Although it be not shined upon.

Samuel Butler (poet), Hudibras,

But I'm not like sad, depressed miserable person. I guess sometimes I give off that impression.

Edward Furlong

A position of eminence makes a great person greater and a small person less.

Jean de la Bruyere

I am not an adolescent, nor a romantic. I analyze objectively.

Dilma Rousseff

Stay Whlemed.

Robin

I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long.

Graham Norton

We have used the presence of UNMIK, as well as other European and American agencies to establish a legal framework compatible with the European Union and that is already an advantage. We have seen the positive effects of this and our parliament will continue to go this way.

Ibrahim Rugova

This is a photograph of me as I wish I looked all the time. Then I might have a chance of getting in Hollywood.

Anne Frank

Men hate the individual whom they call avaricious only because nothing can be gained from him.

Voltaire