Quote by W. C. Fields

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fi

Summary

This quote is a humorous statement that highlights an individual's aversion to drinking water due to the imaginative notion that fish engage in unpleasant activities in it. It satirically suggests the humorous lengths one might go to justify their avoidance of something, even if it is an essential element for survival. The quote ultimately serves as a lighthearted play on words and showcases the speaker's comedic mindset.

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By W. C. Fields

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