I never failed to convince an audience that the best thing they could do was to go away.

I had someone call me this morning telling me they had somebody who would only work a certain number of hours a week because if they worked too many hours a week then they couldn't get their government assistance. And that person has multiple cell phones, and gets them new every month with new minutes.

Timothy Griffin

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.

Ogden Nash

Beauty is also submitted to the taste of time, so a beautiful woman from the Belle Epoch is not exactly the perfect beauty of today, so beauty is something that changes with time.

Karl Lagerfeld

While there's life, there's hope.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

The most perfidious way of harming a cause consists of defending it deliberately with faulty arguments.

Friedrich Nietzsche

All good government must begin at home.

H. R. Haweis

It is a masterpiece of the devil to make us believe that children cannot understand religion. Would Christ have made a child the standard of faith if He had known that it was not capable of understanding His words?

Dwight L. Moody

He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder.

M. C. (Maurits Cornelis) Escher

Do the best you can until you know better. Then when you know better, do better.

Maya Angelou

Death is the number two fear that people have and public speaking is the first !

Sydney Sheldon

Being gifted needs courage.

Georg Brandes

The spirit, the will to win, and the will to excel are the things that endure. These qualities are so much more important than the events that occur.

Vince Lombardi