We never respect those who amuse us, however we may smile at their comic powers.

The noir hero is a knight in blood caked armor. He's dirty and he does his best to deny the fact that he's a hero the whole time.

Frank Miller

Don't give up. Don't ever give up.

Jim Valvano

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.

George Santayana

I had rather have a fool make me merry, than experience make me sad.

William Shakespeare

There is only one duty, only one safe course, and that is to try to be right.

Sir Winston Churchill

Joy has this in common with pain, that it robs people of reason.

Platen

To love an idea is to love it a little more than one should.

Jean Rostand, Carnets d'un Biolo

Hark! Hark! my soul, angelic songs are swelling O'er earth's green fields and ocean's wave-beat shore; How sweet the truth those blessed strains are telling Of that new life when sin shall be no more.

Frederick William Faber

I like every single actor or actress in the world, because we never know what the conditions are like when they are working. I give everyone the benefit of the doubt and root for them like a psychotic sports fan.

Judd Nelson

Chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that affect your feelings and behavior by making you happy. Therefore, it counteracts depression, in turn reducing the stress of depression. Your stress-free life helps you maintain a youthful disposition, both physically and mentally. So, eat lots of chocolate!

Elaine Sherman, Book of Divine I

The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle, complimentary way that she was as succulent as the small reptile he had for dinner the night before.

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You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.

Will Rogers