Quote by Mark Twain

I never smoke to excess - that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.

I never smoke to excess - that is, I smoke in moderation, on

Summary

This quote is a witty statement by Mark Twain about his smoking habits. He humorously claims that he doesn't smoke excessively but rather in moderation. Twain's claim of smoking only one cigar at a time suggests that he doesn't overindulge in his smoking habit. Through this concise quote, Twain manages to showcase his clever wit while making a lighthearted comment on his personal cigarette consumption.

By Mark Twain

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